dear morning wood,

you must be damn fool
out yo’ mind
i ain’t doin’
nuthin’ like that

you wake her up

what if i just roll smooth over
and you poke her
or something
and then she wakes up
and ravishes us

because that could totally happen

worst case scenario
if she happens to roll over
and the whites of her eyes
are crazy animal red
i’ll flip back over ninja quick

it’s probably better
if i get hit
than you